![]() ![]() For whatever reason, I believed the hype that jacked dudes in action films are a modern invention, and I also thought I was aware of every badass in Hollywood of whom one needed to be aware, from maniac shot-putter Brian Oldfield to karate man-turned-bodybuilder-turned-actor Sven Ole-Thorsen to psychotic NFL superstar Lyle Alzado to crazy sexy bodybuilder Sue Price, and everyone in between. Recently, I discovered how jacked Chuck Bronson was in the decades prior to the advent of Arnold, and I knew the trend extended further back, but I didn’t know how deep or how far. ![]() EVERYONE SHOULD COSPLAY AS SUE PRICE FROM NEMESIS. Or that’s at least how I thought the mantle of unofficial “most jacked motherfucker in Hollywood” (Park and the other bodybuilders were Italian film stars, not Hollywood stars) had been passed down from muscular sweaty man to larger muscular sweaty man. Arnold flexed his 20″ inchers and everyone swooned because we thought the only person who’d done anything like that was Stallone, and Stallone was fucking tiny compared to the Oak. That’s the story we’ve all been told- the 80s were an era of excess, and because of that, physiques became excessive, bloated with the evil steronz and sold to America with a line of cocaine and a big glass of trickle-down economics. If you’re anything like me, you’re under the impression that jacked people in film, outside of those godawful sword-and-sandal flicks that guys like Steve Reeves and Reg Park did and the Tarzan movies before those were the product of the 1980s (hell, I’ve seen at least one film documentary that idiotically claimed the 80s invented real action films). Life is too short to be boring, fat, stupid, or any combination thereof, and Bill Smith is living fucking proof that the more shit you try and wild shit you learn, the more interesting and awesome and jacked you will become. Think reading anatomy manuals is going to make a you a good lifter, or educated? You’re a fucking halfwit. Avoid sports because they’re hurt your lifts? you’re a fucking halfwit. The TLDR of this man’s life is that you are boring, and you have no reason to be so. WEIGHTS AT LA CASA DEL CAOS What We Are Lifting, Rep Schemes, Commentary on life in a bougie gym. ![]() FOOD AT LA CASA DEL CAOS What we are cooking, ordering in, or consuming at a restaurant.LA CASA DEL CAOS All the behind the scene shit… Life in the Chaos Household.How we train, how we eat, what we do behind the scenes… LIVE What its REALLY like being the partner of the most insane man in Powerlifting.CULTURE A finger on the pulse of non-mainstream media in all forms.DESTROY Whatever was left over after the categories ended.MEDICATE Supplements and drugs- whatever it takes to become a posthuman.THINK Psychology and philosophy designed to drive humanity beyond its present state.COOK Whether it is stew, meat pies, weird ethnic food, or delicious condiments, you’ll find it here.DIET Diets (good and bad) ranging from keto to isocaloric to bulking to cutting.EAT If it involves mastication (vagina dentata experiences included), it’s found here.BAD MOTHERFUCKERS Profiling the hardest of the hardcore. ![]() LIFT The heretic’s guide to the development of superhuman physical strength. ![]()
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